The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York Quotes

“Yo, strong ups to Big Daddy Tapper for frontin’ the bill on dem wingz.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“First, I was like, “I know it! It’s dun-dun-DA-dun, dun, DA-DUN, dun DA-DUN.” WYATT The rest of us were like, “Reese, dude: that’s the Darth Vader song.” But that got the Darth Vader song stuck in everybody’s head. So whenever somebody tried to sing Beethoven’s Fifth, it came out sounding like Darth Vader.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“True dat. When I gots da Cronut itch? Mom-a-saurus pays our dog walker fiddy bones to get up crack-o’-dawn and represent on dat line to get one in my belly.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“I was being a friend of the earth. You know: recycling the coffee.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“And then James yelled, "HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR AN ASSASSINATION?" at him.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Ed. Note: really, really, REALLY not smart to do this in bar full of giant Liverpool fans”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“this were a movie, OMINOUS BLACK CAR MUSIC would start here”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Like, if you said, “Hey, James, what’s two plus two?” He’d be like, “Sausages!”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“FIDDY K IN DA HIZZZZ-OUSE! I’M’A HAMMER DOWN ON DAT!” Dem free tix wuz BEAST, yo.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Yeah sorry guys from cult offered me candy so I went with them. Driving to Queens in their van to play Lazer Tag.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“You do realize you had absolutely nothing to do with winning those tickets, right, Reese?”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“THE ‘THE’ IS IMPLIED!”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“obnoxious comments to the other Fembots, like “I don’t know if we should use the front-row seats on a Deondra concert. I mean, I JUST SAW her from, like, two feet away. Too bad nobody else did.…”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“I pretty much wanted to strangle her.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“The dog is a real .” Ed. Note: can’t use actual word (b/c filthy)”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Ed. Note: Unfortunately true (also happens in back seat of cars) (#HardToLiveWith)”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“It was pretty gross. The Calvin was, like, dripping hot coffee. And we were like, “What are we going to do?” And James was like, “Let’s take a picture—maybe it’s under warranty.” REESE And I was all, “Dude—how is that helpful? We need it fixed, like, NOW.” So James goes, “Fine. I’ll suck the coffee out.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Lheeets gheet rheeedy to rhuuuuum-bal.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“The Fierceness, Cutsies!, Gingivitis, Knights Who Say Ni, Fire Team Four, Killaz, The Wut Ups”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“Ed. Note: if this were a movie, OMINOUS BLACK CAR MUSIC would start here”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“I’s all, “FIDDY K IN DA HIZZZZ-OUSE! I’M’A HAMMER DOWN ON DAT!” Dem free tix wuz BEAST, yo.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“I was totally psyched. I heard if you sit in the front row at a Knicks game, the players will, like, actually sweat on you. That would be SO sweet. Ed. Note: NO IT WOULDN’T (eeeew)”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York

“I quoted both Miranda Fleet AND Gandhi.”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York