Christmas in Suite 37A Quotes

“You should have seen it. Women were all over him. Nora and Juliette had to beat them off with a stick. I’m not kidding. Juliette picked up a stick and hit a girl with it, but the chick was a bisexual pain slut so it only made things worse.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Christmas in Suite 37A

“Søren, in his day off uniform of jeans and a black T-shirt—offered him a handshake—“No kiss?”—and Griffin hugged him just to see the look on his face.
“I believe I liked you better when I didn’t like you, Griffin,” Søren said. Griffin rested his head on Søren’s chest. He felt and heard Søren’s sigh.
“Cuddle me, Big Guy,” Griffin said. “Sing me a lullaby with your pretty priest voice.”
“I’m discovering a new hard limit,” Søren said. “At this very moment, in fact.”
Griffin didn’t let go of Søren, but he did look up at him.
“Has anyone ever told you that you have resting bitch face?” Griffin asked, tightening his hold on Søren.
“This isn’t resting. This is quite active.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Christmas in Suite 37A

“What did you pray for?” Griffin asked.
“Nothing,” she said.
“Nothing?”
“I tried,” she said. “But I kept having sex flashbacks from last night. Don’t worry. God’s used to this from me.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Christmas in Suite 37A

“You banged a priest last night, didn’t you?”
“Yup.”
One of the elderly women behind them gasped in shock. Griffin turned around and gave her an apologetic smile.
“She banged a Prius last night,” Griffin whispered to her. “Fender bender. She’s still a little shook up about it.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Christmas in Suite 37A