Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer Quotes

“You're thinking that if the North Pole has little elves and shape-shifting reindeer that maybe werewolves aren't quite so farfetched. Am I right? Well, you're wrong. There's no such thing as werewolves. That would just be crazy.”
― Candi Kay, Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer

“How you felt?" he asks, still looking like he's trying to hide a smirk.

"Oh, shut up. I'm going now. I'm sorry I bothered you, your Highness of Reindeerness," I say, with more than a little sarcasm. "I promise not to ever disturb you again.”
― Candi Kay, Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer

“But, why? You punished me, okay? You've forbidden me to," I shudder, "cum when you know my little body can only take so much of holding it in. I have a nine-inch dick, Randy. That stuff needs to come out.”
― Candi Kay, Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer