He Kissed Me First Quotes

“In alcohol’s defense, I’m done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.” - kushandwizdom”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Trust me. You can dance.” - Vodka”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“I don’t care where we eat. As long as it’s not one of the 12 places you just named.” - Someecards.com”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“If thought bubbles appeared over my head, I would be so screwed...” - Someecards.com”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you’re freaking stupid.” - Molly Wakefield to her brother”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Just shut up and put it in.” - Overheard (and misunderstood) at Galaxy Golf”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Girlfriend? That’s a funny way to pronounce Netflix” - Rachel Sinclair, Molly’s occasional (and always sarcastic) study partner.”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Stacy is one ‘duh’ short of a dozen. She’s all foam and no beer, although she does fill out her tops well with her artificially enhanced assets. I worry that her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.”
― Sara H. Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Whatever. I’ll just date myself.”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First