Time Served Quotes

“Get lost, dickhead,” Parker interrupts.”
― Julianna Keyes, Time Served

“I roll my eyes. I wonder how many protein shakes are required to allow a man to go through half a box of condoms in a single evening and still be able to roll out of bed with the rising sun come morning. I slept until ten and still feel as though I spent the evening strapped to a mechanical bull with no off switch.”
― Julianna Keyes, Time Served

“my legs are still eagerly parting like butter for a hot knife.”
― Julianna Keyes, Time Served