Tim and Eric's Zone Theory Quotes

“Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time? It’s called cannibalism and all it means is eating another human being. It’s not that hard.”
― Tim Heidecker, Tim and Eric's Zone Theory: 7 Easy Steps to Achieve a Perfect Life

“Your concerns are natural. But write down your doubts in the doubt worksheet (not provided).”
― Tim Heidecker, Tim and Eric's Zone Theory: 7 Easy Steps to Achieve a Perfect Life