She's Having Her Baby Quotes

“The woman in the mirror? She didn't need a bra. She could tuck her boobs under her arms and call it a day.”
― Lauren Sams, She's Having Her Baby

“He was probably a Mormon or something. And not like the cute ones on HBO.”
― Lauren Sams, She's Having Her Baby

“Sometimes I found children to be quite pleasant. I love little girls with Madeline haircuts and kids who say the darnedest things - I mean, I'm human.”
― Lauren Sams, She's Having Her Baby

“No coffee? Yoga? Exercise? Bloody hell, she was going full Paltrow on me.
Best friends never go full Paltrow.”
― Lauren Sams, She's Having Her Baby

“Are you a drinker?' the doctor asked. I heard the clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk of empty wine bottles hitting the bottom of my recycling bin.
'Um, I suppose I would say that.”
― Lauren Sams, She's Having Her Baby