Boo! Quotes

“Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.”
― Nick Pageant, Boo!

“It was then I discovered the worst horror of all – my kindle was dead. “Nooooo!!!!!!” I screamed. “This can’t be happening. Oh, shit, Shane, I’ve got nothing to read. We have to get out of here!”
― Nick Pageant, Boo!

“You can live one night without your kindle.” Does this bastard know me at all? “I can’t Shane, I really can’t.”
― Nick Pageant, Boo!

“Don’t worry, though, I’m sure you’re still both tighter than the knots on a tree.”
― Nick Pageant, Boo!

“I tore open the foil packet and slipped on the condom, lined myself up at heaven’s loading dock and… my phone rang.”
― Nick Pageant, Boo!