Hades Quotes

“The road to Hades is easiest to travel. ––Diogenes Laertius   Enjoy the trip, because the stay is going to be hell. ––Hades”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“I want you, Cat. I want you more than I’ve wanted anything since I fell.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“What is up with you?” she snapped. “I have been flirting my ass off, and you act like I’m trying to sell you stewed maggots.”
“Hey,” he said with a wave of his hand. “Don’t knock stewed maggots. With enough spices and tomatoes––”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“Shit,” he rasped. “Too much. This is too much.”
Too much what? It wasn’t enough, as far as she was concerned. “I like touching you.”
“No one ever touches me.” He took a deep, shuddering breath that somehow sounded...pained, and not in a good way. “Nothing but the wind and rain ever does.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“It’s okay. There’s no shame in wanting me. I am hot, after all.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“An axe struck him in the head. Pain screamed through him as shards of bone from his own skull drove into his brain.
“Bastard” he snarled as he wheeled around to his attacker, a burly Ramreel with a black snout and glowing red eyes. “You fucked up my Mohawk.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“Seems to me that home is where the people who want you are.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“It had been centuries since he’d last succumbed to the kinds of feelings that usually signalled an impending catastrophic bout of self-destructiveness. He either wanted to kill something, or he wanted to fuck something...and the latter something was Cat.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“He’s only mostly dead.” She wrenched her head around to see Azagoth striding towards them, a trail of griminions on his heels. “M-mostly dead?”
“Haven’t you ever seen The Princess Bride?” It took her a second to realize he was making a joke. Mr.Serious, the Grim Fucking Reaper,was joking.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“She sank down in the chair again, gingerly, as if it would splinter. It might. Hades had made it himself, discovering in the process that he was a better Lord of Souls than he was Lord of Furniture.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades

“I love you, Cat,” he whispered. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I hope you know that I’d do it all over again to be with you. Thousands of years of loneliness was worth every second you’ve been in my life.”
― Larissa Ione, Hades