Life In the Land Of the Ice and Snow Quotes

“I bought the wrong face soap. Why? Because it says smooth face cleanser on it. I put it on my face and I'm fairly certain it's lotion. I also bought something that says "Body soufflé." What is that? Is it a lotion? Is it shower gel? Am I supposed to eat it?”
― Heather Jonasson, Life In the Land Of the Ice and Snow: Essays, Observations, and Lies

“When my husband was a child in Sweden, he only had two television stations and by the age of six (he claims), he walked half a mile to school by himself in the snow.”
― Heather Jonasson, Life In the Land Of the Ice and Snow: Essays, Observations, and Lies