Super Extra Grande Quotes

“Now, I can say I tried everything. And to my own surprise, I discovered that sometimes different is synonymous with interesting.”
― Yoss, Super Extra Grande

“Super Extra Grande. If it's only medium sized, don't even bother.”
― Yoss, Super Extra Grande

“To the joyous relief of Ecuador, South America, and the entire Spanish-speaking world, and to the deep and confounded embarrassment of everyone else, the system worked beautifully; the small Ecuadorian satellite disappeared from Earth’s orbit, and a few minutes later every telescope on Earth could detect it orbiting Mars, unfurling an enormous banner that read: SUCK ON THIS, DUMB-ASS GRINGOS!”
― Yoss, Super Extra Grande