Unwrapping Hank Quotes

“Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said.
"Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just…I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“You're going to drive me crazy, aren't you," Hank said.
"Crazy is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it's insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific?”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“Do you actually see the testosterone pour out of you when you work out, or is it more of a mist?”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“It made old childhood traumas rise up like bad Chinese food does the next day.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“Three days later, Hank and I were no closer”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“The time I spent with Sloane was like boxing with my frontal lobe.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“Je t’aime, mon fils! Adieu!”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“The thing about planning a party is, once it’s actually rolling there’s not a lot more you can do. So there’s a sense of relief, like waking up from a dreaded surgery or finding out Sherlock really isn’t dead despite having gone over Reichenbach Falls.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“A boy about seven was hanging around Hank’s neck and over the back of the chair as if it were perfectly normal to pretend to be a cape.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“There’s a native American legend. It says that one day a white buffalo will be born during a summer storm. The crows will nest with the eagles and salmon will spawn in the sea. Then, and only then, will Hank and Sloane find a common vision.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“We argued over it so much, there was metaphorical blood dripping down the walls of almost every room in the frat house.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“Being the focus of Sloane’s attention was like having a record-winning fastball speeding toward your face. On the one hand, you had to marvel at how good the throw was. On the other hand, you were about to get brained.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“You’re going to drive me crazy, aren’t you,” Hank said. “’Crazy’ is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it’s insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific?”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank

“He was looking me over in that weird, intense way he had, like I was a rare species of beetle and he was a near-sighted entomologist.”
― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank