Bedtime Stories Quotes

“There's a reason straight men call us 'cocksuckers'. I've just never understood why it's considered an insult.”
― B. Snow, Bedtime Stories

“No. I'm done with it. Dating...is apparently not for me."
"So, what, you're just going to do hookups?"
"No, I can't do that. The whole 'emotional connection' thing. God, I'm a girl."
"You're definitely not a girl. You're a nice guy whose dick is just tightly connected to his heartstrings. Nothing wrong with that. I'm actually kind of envious.”
― B. Snow, Bedtime Stories