Interview with a Hex Boy Quotes

“Blake: Why are you always trying to ruin my relationships?
Ayden: What relationships?
Blake: Jen and I have been going steady for at least ten minutes now.
Jen: *Snorts*
Ayden: And we’ve gone from creepy to delusional.
Matthais: *Drags Blake way.*”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Matthias, anything that surprises you about yourself?
Blake: You mean other than he hasn’t dumped Aurora’s body in the lake yet?
Matthias: Don’t be stupid. There’d be no body to find.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Jenny: Which would you rather face: a pissed off demon, a pissed off Guardian, or a pissed off Aurora?
Ayden: Demon. I have a lot more experience with them. And much more chance of survival.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Matthais: *Sighs* England. I’d take my Valentine to England on a tour of all the places from Jane Austen’s books. Derbyshire, Mr. Darcy’s house. Places like that.
Ayden: You’re really milking that whole dark, brooding thing.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Blake: Logan’s a great dancer. And we all know a guy who can dance, is good in –
Logan: *Puts hands over ears* La, la, la, la, la!
Jayden: I don’t know why you’re embarrassed. Sexual attraction is a key component to –
Tristan: Ugh! Please stop talking.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Tristan: Shut up. The one problem with the story is that Aurora gets to tell her side, and sometimes it makes me look like a bad guy. Which I’m not. I know we made things worse, put her in danger, but remember, I tried to keep her out of this whole mess.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Blake: I like to think she’s just delightfully determined. Matthias: You also like to think you’re intelligent.”
― A&E Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Paris? Psh, lame. I'd take my babe on horseback through the mountains up to the falls. Then we'd have a picnic on top of the waterfalls. She'll be so overwhelmed by my romantic side that she'll swoon into my arms and-"

" Die because she ate something you made.”
― A. Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“Anger management issues!"

"When it comes to you, we all have anger management issues."

*Fails to break Matthias’ grip* Guys! *Wheezes* Little help?

"I think we’d better end this before he makes us sound like kinky, hormonal maniacs."
"Too late.”
― A. Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“I don’t know why you’re embarrassed. Sexual attraction is a key component to—"

"Ugh! Please stop talking."
"
But that’s my most attractive quality. I’m happy to communicate. "

"But half the time, no one knows what you’re saying. Including me, and I’m your brother.”
― A. Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy