The Kings of Kearny Quotes

“Never saw the point of small talk. It’s just useless words people throw around while they wait for someone to say something meaningful.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“Angry? Scowl. Confused? Scowl. Turned on? Scowl, but make it look sexy.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“With Jakob, you needed all five of those minutes to decide if the risk of fucking him was worth the reward. I”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“Blood is thicker than water” was complete bullshit. Every time I heard someone say it, I wanted to set something on fire. It kept people tied to toxic family members that they were much better off without.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“Her strong. Make pretty babies. MINE. Smile at her and I get club.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“The subliminal message was: come to my house and cook me dinner while I sit on my ass and do nothing. Because penis.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“blamed my inner cavewoman. He was the kind of man who made her sit up and take notice. Him big. Make strong babies. Protect cave.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny

“Guess that made me Team Jakob.”
― Navessa Allen, The Kings of Kearny