An Ex to Grind in Deadwood Quotes

“I thought you were makin’ small talk about the weather.”
“When have I ever made small talk with you?”
“When we first met.”
“No, I made small talk with Bessie, your shotgun, until you removed her double barrels from my kisser.”
Violet and a typical conversation with Harvey”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“we could slam tequila shots over my current problem until we came up with a solution … or passed out trying.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh … wonderful.” Hallmark needed to make a card that said: I’m positively thrilled you’re getting laid!”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“I’d sort of lost the reins on my control, and the horses were running away with the carriage while I held on for dear life.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“Where you been, girl?” Harvey answered. “I’ve been sendin’ you twits for the last hour.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“This was turning into a B-rated Mexican soap opera, all pasión caliente and bad acting. I slammed the cupboard door into his face, a trick I’d learned from an old Tom and Jerry cartoon. However, unlike Tom the cat, Rex’s face wasn’t as flat as a pancake when I pulled the door away. But his nose was bleeding. I pointed at it. “Oops. You’ve got a little blood there.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“Without warning, I stomped my heel down on Detective Hawke’s toe. Hard. He squealed and did a one-footed jig. I debated on clapping along.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“I hoped she used protection when getting naked with him. Chainmail underneath a hazmat suit should be enough.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“I had a reputation for scary smiles that sent children shrieking away. Evil clowns had nothing on me.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“Hawke’s thick black unibrow scrunched in the middle as the two sides of his forehead collided in a curious display of plate tectonics.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

“Morning showed up swinging a basket full of bright sunshine.”
― Ann Charles, An Ex to Grind in Deadwood