There Are No Men Quotes

“a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him.”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men

“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men

“did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men

“I would say he was gay.” “What the hell are you talking about?” “Think about it. He’s dramatic, he knows how to decorate, likes wimpy music—if he said anything about show tunes I would have to call in a pro to figure this out.”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men

“Sherry is clearly from Iceland because it is not that warm out,”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men

“Yay! I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize”
― Carol Maloney Scott, There Are No Men