Weird Al Yankovic Quotes

“No matter who you are, not everybody is going to like what you do, so as long as you’re armed with that knowledge, you’ll be okay.”
― Mara Altman, Weird Al Yankovic: The Kindle Singles Interview

“would hope that they would know that I’m not the same person in real life that I am on stage. It’s a whole different type of energy and it would be exhausting to try to have that level of energy all the time, so I don’t put that upon myself and I think that would be really annoying to other people if I did.”
― Mara Altman, Weird Al Yankovic: The Kindle Singles Interview

“As we talked, he tucked his legs under himself and then absent-mindedly contorted into different pretzel-like shapes, all while maintaining perfect eye contact. When I finally gave his legs a curious glance, he said, “Oh yeah, I have no bones.”
― Mara Altman, Weird Al Yankovic: The Kindle Singles Interview

“artist now!” It’s more like, “We’ll see how well you do and then maybe you’ll get some royalties if you have a hit album.” So I had signed this deal, I had recorded my album, but I was still living in a $285-a-month”
― Mara Altman, Weird Al Yankovic: The Kindle Singles Interview