Tattoos and Tatas Quotes

“Friends who get high together, stay together, or some shit like that”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“My tits may be small, but they're deadly”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“What are you, the wine police? Don’t you have some Barbies that need to be played with somewhere?”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” —Bill Cosby”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“I can’t do this without her, Liz, I can’t. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She’s my wife, the mother of my children and my everything. How am I supposed to live without her?” he sobs.”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“I can’t do this without her, Liz, I can’t. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She’s my wife,”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“What happens to you, happens to me. I'm a fixer, I like to make things better, take charge and get shit done. I have never felt so helpless in my life. It killed me that I couldn't do anything to make you better”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“Right at that moment, I knew that I would do anything for my best friend. I would hold her hand when she was in pain, scream at my catatonic fiancé when he saw her vagina and sit by her side when she became a mom. There was nothing I wouldn’t do for her and I knew that’s how it would always be.”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“What is your favorite song? The Silent Song. I could sing it for you, but you wouldn’t be able to hear it. Only alpacas and very rare mice have the ability to hear The Silent Song.   Do you have any children? rufus, joseephus, artie choke, woody bush, pat may wiener, meowy, boopsie and bob.   What’s your favorite movie? It’s a tie between “The Anal girls of tobacco road: vagina slimes” and “sex starved fuck sluts #22: stinky white women.” The well-developed plot and range of emotions portrayed in vagina slimes far outweighs that of stinky white women, but at the same time, the complexity in the cinematic quality of stinky white women should not be overlooked.”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas

“Monster. Help. Popsicle scary”
― Tara Sivec, Tattoos and Tatas