Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum Quotes

“America: Land of the free and home of the gun.
We are not brave, we are cowards, or we would have done something, anything after Newtown. Instead we did Nothing.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“Guns give Evil a means to expression.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“I had too much fun was no one's last regret ever.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“I created a new marketing slogan for Teaching Snapping Turtles:

"Read this. You're not gonna like it.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“Living life without humor is like eating food without taste buds.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum

“Grammar perfect books are for Ivy Leaguers in Ivory Towers. My book is a sandcastle built on the beach of usefullness.”
― Jonathan Heatt, Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum