Grave Matters Quotes

“Did I hear that right? Edgewood's its own little fiefdom now?"
She pressed the heels of her hands into her eyes and let the car's acceleration comfort her. "Uh. Yeah. And Crow's Neck, too, I guess."
"And you're its queen."
"Oh God no, don't call me that."
"Yes, Your Highness."
"Chaz."
"Yes. Your Ladyship? Oh, no, wait. Your Nibs?" He glanced over at her. "Get it? Because vampires nibble on people? Ow, don't hit the driver!”
― Lauren M. Roy, Grave Matters

“She was perfectly sanguine about fighting a nest of Creeps, or jumping into the middle of a vampire turf war, but Elly would never be so reckless as to text and drive.”
― Lauren M. Roy, Grave Matters

“It’s not like I went to the local monster bar and told some vampire its mother was a remora.”
― Lauren M. Roy, Grave Matters

“The simplest way to attract a ghost was to sit quietly and open yourself up to the interactions. He’d seen those shows where a passel of tough guys ran around abandoned asylums and jails, hollering macho taunts at the spirits. There was a reason they rarely found any useful evidence or got more than a banging door for their troubles: ghosts didn’t answer to shitheels.”
― Lauren M. Roy, Grave Matters