Has Anyone Seen My Pants? Quotes

“I guess just like relationships, friends can outgrow each other.”
― Sarah Colonna, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

“Look, I understand that when a man sees two women in a hotel room sharing a king bed he wants to assume it’s because they’re going down on each other every night. But the reality—and I’m sorry to break the fantasy, guys—is that female platonic friends are comfortable sharing a king bed and usually prefer it because most hotel double beds are about as comfortable as a jail cot.”
― Sarah Colonna, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

“You see, when you’re single and you have a dog, people think you’re cool and you love to hike. When you’re single and you have a cat, people think you’re a loser and you love to watch the Lifetime network.”
― Sarah Colonna, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

“If any of you haven't tried going to the movies alone, I suggest you do. It's not like I do it because I'm single; I've gone to the movies alone when I'm in a relationship, too. It's just a nice escape, time to zone out. Plus, nobody talks to you during the film, nobody puts their grubby hands in your popcorn, and nobody judges you for bringing in airplane bottles of vodka to spike your lemonade with.”
― Sarah Colonna, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?