Krakens and Lies Quotes

“It was no trouble. I quite enjoyed myself. Let me know if there is ever anyone else I need to glare into oblivion.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Matthew rolled up in the Kahns’ dilapidated van. “Hey there, vagrants,” he said. “Sorry, my mom says I’m not allowed to pick up hitchhikers.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Logan, did your shirt just . . . move?” “Don’t worry about it,” he said. “I brought backup.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“he should leave us alone,” Zoe said, “and then we won’t really need nose plugs.” “Famous last words,” Logan said.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Yeah!” Blue said. “We should feed her to a pyrosalamander!”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Yump, the overweight griffin cub with reddish fur, jabbed Logan’s side with one of his claws. Tell us where it is! he demanded. Or we will ALL sit on you! At once!”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“No, but it won’t let you touch it,” Zoe said. “They’re fast. And just so you know, right now it is trying very, very hard to hypnotize you.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Exceptionally not thrilled is Scratch,” the dragon pointed out. “Gorgeous and lovely the fearsome teeth as is.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Hey, did she say something about crushing and eating someone?” Logan shouted at Zoe.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Tell him Keiko likes running in the woods at night, ripping the heads off of birds, and hypnotizing dopey middle schoolers into doing anything she wants,” Zoe said.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“For someone who worried about almost everything, Zoe was unexpectedly not concerned about a dragon setting her on fire.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“You are such a failure at being eerie! I’ll have you know I won ‘most mesmerizing fireball’ at the Elflympiad! He would have followed me if you hadn’t been so annoying! Now he’ll never drown in a creepy swamp!”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“and in a minute he had six will-o’-the-wisps floating in front of him, jostling and bumping each other as they tried to get his attention and look mysteriously mesmerizing at the same time. The effect was not terribly menacing.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“To lead you far astray into the marshy swamp,” Zoe said in a spooky voice, “where you will be lost forever.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“It was the most aggressively furious crow Logan had ever heard; it sounded less like “hey, morning’s here” and more like “DIE, BASILISK!”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“By scaring the daylights out of anyone who tries to mug you?”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“feeding enormous talking cockroaches and cleaning out monster spider dens would serve her right.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Okay, that’s just eerie,” Blue said.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“Oh, you’d be surprised what some goldfish are planning,” Blue said.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies

“The front door flew open. A vampire in a long, slinky red dress stood framed in the doorway, flashing her fangs at them. “HAPPY HALLO—oh, it’s you,” she said.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Krakens and Lies