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How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid (Slug Pie Story, #2)

How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid by Mick Bogerman
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“Untuck your shirt, wipe, retuck. No one will see. Otherwise they’re gonna crust on your hand like wood glue.” This is Booger Training 101. Every two-year-old who doesn’t have a taste for them has to learn how to properly dispose of them.”
― Mick Bogerman, How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid

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