Shadow Cursed Quotes

“Daniel Hawkins”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Evander took me to the last place I ever expected to go on a first date. White Castle, of all places. There was really nothing better than having fifty tiny burgers. Well, not that many, but they were addictive; you couldn’t just stop at five or seven. Not only that, they came in a suitcase!”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Tossing me a clean shirt from his bag, Trent turned toward the bathroom. “We will meet at Blake’s in the morning.” “Take some damn Midol!” I retorted before putting the shirt on. Maybe I should slip some in his drink.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“I wasn’t very familiar with the streets, but I was able to work with the local police to find my way around. Well, them and my GPS, who was being a ho. It was an electronic, I know, but she is female and the bitch was lying to me. She had me going down roads that had long since been abandoned.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Never in my life had I felt such a horrible pain. Was this what childbirth was like? No, it was not in my crotch.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“The sofa was a darkish brown, complete with cigarette burns. Then there was the loveseat that was actually a faded pink color. Who was his designer?”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed