The Master Quotes

“This food is one hundred percent not drugged because I couldn't find any drugs.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I didn’t shop. I committed retaliatory consumerism.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“When a deer bounded across the path, I cried, "Oh, look! Admit it, you paid to have that deer run in front of us. Come clean."

Sounding furious, he said, "I cued the deer ten minutes ago. What kind of outfit are they running?"

I burst out laughing, sinking back against him.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I’d asked Máxim, “What will it take to get a smile out of that man?” “Your real name and ID. That’s all he wants out of life. And possibly almond candies.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I told him what I told myself whenever my guilt grew too painful: “It happened. It hurt. Better things await you.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“You aren’t done with me yet?” He pinned my gaze with his own. With a surprisingly smooth accent, he told me, “Nunca voy a terminar contigo.” I’ll never be done with you.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“Dance like nobody’s watching. Fuck like everyone is.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I informed him that when you eat one of those cuppy containers of flan, you are in heaven and smile for the rest of the day.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“And we’re off to fuck the wizard.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“Also, if you bring up ten Cuban midnight sandwiches, with extra pickles, Mr. Sevastyan will tip you extravagantly. Please put that gratuity in with the total. Excellent. Thank you for your help!”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“Sevastyan shouldn’t have taken on the responsibility of a new pet if he didn’t have time to watch her. My breed is very destructive.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I know, baby girl, I’m that good.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“Those years ago when I was down in that basement, I wish I had known that on the other side of the world, there was a bold little girl fighting for her pride. And that she would come into my life one day to make it brighter.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“The judgiest people are the ones who’ve lived the least.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I grew up in a Spanish-speaking household.” With una madre loca, Catholic to the core.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“All I can think about is him. His body. It’s like I’m drugged. My brain goes on a loop, replaying things we’ve done, imagining things we’ll do. I walk around in this lust-fueled haze.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“You have no idea about my pride, Russian. It burns so bright, I hope it fucking blinds you.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“I met him almost two weeks ago.” Jess’s eyes went wide. “Holy shit! It’s your two-week anniversary. We should drink.” Lick-shoot-suck-gasp.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“She’s not walking the plank; she’s merely getting married—to a shady Russian mail-order groom. Did you take the pill I gave you? Take the pill. And I will tongue-check you.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master

“Sucedió. Dolió. Mejores cosas vendrán.”
― Kresley Cole, The Master