Miss Mayhem Quotes

“Honestly, not enough people know how to use good manners as a weapon.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Deep-fried Oreos were sent from heaven to prove God loves us.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Aunt Jewel, I just told you that I have superpowers. That my current boyfriend is an Oracle, and my ex-boyfriend is more or less a wizard. And you want to do a little shopping? I’d hoped you wouldn’t freak out, don’t get me wrong, but I expected some freaking out.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Pres,
I know you’re going to say this is dumb, and I know you won’t understand. Which is why I asked Bee and Ryan for help. Don’t get me wrong, I like fighting with you, but there are some things you just can’t argue. This is one, and I hope you’ll come to accept that.
I have to leave Pine Grove. I have to leave Alabama, and I have to leave you. After tonight, that’s all completely clear to me. This whole situation is effed up…and it’s clear to me now that the only way to un-eff it up…is to take myself out of the equation. Without me, you, Bee, and Ryan can just be you, Bee, and Ryan. Not Paladins or Mages. People. With your own lives.
It’s like you said at that time at Cotillion practice, you want to be a good woman who chooses the right thing for everybody. Well, so do I. (Minus the woman part, obviously.)

Have a good life, Pres. I love you. Always.
D”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“I promise not to bean David with my baton. But if I do, luckily I know a good lawyer."
Dad rolled his eyes, but I could tell he was trying not to smile. "I'm a tax attorney, honey. You murder someone, that's on you.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“I usually feel pretty screamy when someone attacks my school.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Nice car, asshat!" one of them shouted before they did some kind of fist-bumping move that made me want to bump my fist, too.
Right into their faces.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“One trauma at a time, please. - Bee”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Auburn Tigers T-shirt.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Being confronted with one's worst nightmares is both a way of testing your mental fortitude and seeing where your heart lies.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Guilt is such a weird feeling, a combination of sad and sick that I was getting too used to feeling.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem

“Pres,
I know you’re going to say this is dumb, and I know you won’t understand. Which is why I asked Bee and Ryan for help. Don’t get me wrong, I like fighting with you, but there are some things you just can’t argue. This is one, and I hope you’ll come to accept that.
I have to leave Pine Grove. I have to leave Alabama, and I have to leave you. After tonight, that’s all completely clear to me. This whole situation is effed up (hope you appreciate my discretion there), and it’s clear to me now that the only way to un-eff it up *do i get bonus points for that one?) is to take myself out of the equation. Without me, you, Bee, and Ryan can just be you, Bee, and Ryan. Not Paladins or Mages. People. With your own lives.
It’s like you said at that time at Cotillion practice, you want to be a good woman who chooses the right thing for everybody. Well, so do I. (Minus the woman part, obviously.)

Have a good life, Pres. I love you. Always.
D”
― Rachel Hawkins, Miss Mayhem