One Last Blind Date Quotes

“So does it mean he likes me or just likes me?” I blurt out, knowing that it sounds ridiculous as soon I hear the words come out of my mouth. It takes me back to when we were young girls and I used to pass her handwritten notes in class, asking if she thought the cutest boy in our school liked me.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“I log into my account and see a new email from him, thanking me for such a wonderful date and asking if I am available next weekend to stand in Times Square with him. I could hold the coffee can for the tips. Where in his foggy state did he think this actually went well?  ”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“I am in shock as he pulls out his phone to calculate the tip, all the while muttering underneath his breath, “Two dollars fifty cents, rounded up to three dollars because it would be based on the food bill.” He’s busy calculating and recalculating our total as if it’s a complex financial exchange rather than a simple bill.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“Within an hour, I’ve consumed three drinks and got a crash course on how to live forever on ten dollars a day.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“I don’t want to get wet!” the man yells back”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“For the record, I think you’re very nice. I wouldn’t worry so much. Any guy would be lucky to date you.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“someone who has no idea of how to use a computer.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“better and better. What do I do now? I bang on the keys in frustration. I can’t leave it like this. Sure, I’ll get tons of responses, but definitely the wrong ones.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“She met her future husband in kindergarten, when the competition wasn’t as fierce as it is for me now. Back then, if you knew how to color within the lines and dared to eat glue, you were a five-year-old boy’s dream girl. Amy has no idea how hard it is to meet a man as good as her Tom.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date

“certain desperate housewife from Wisteria Lane.”
― Erin Brady, One Last Blind Date