License to Thrill Quotes

“ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“Maybe flog slab is his name,” Pep guessed. “Flog Slab. It’s kinda cute, actually.” “That’s a pretty weird name,” Coke said. “Well, what do you expect an alien from another planet to be named?” asked his sister. “Bob?” “We”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“simultaneously. Instinctively,”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“It was the great Russian author Chekhov who wrote, “If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it’s not going to be fired, it shouldn’t be hanging there.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“all the boring rehash of what happened up to this point. That saves me a lot of time and effort.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“—swarmed by bats, abducted by aliens, sprayed with poison gas, had stuff dropped on our heads . . . ,” said Coke. “And all of these things actually happened?” asked Dr. McDonald. “You didn’t make any of it up?” “Yes, it all happened!” Pep shouted at him. “And a lot of other stuff, too. You could fill a—” “Book!” Dr. McDonald said, his eyes suddenly wide.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“A - ALPHA B - BRAVO C - CHARLIE D - DELTA E - ECHO F - FOXTROT G - GOLF H - HOTEL I - INDIA J - JULIETT K - KILO L - LIMA M - MIKE N - NOVEMBER O - OSCAR P - PAPA Q - QUEBEC R - ROMEO S - SIERRA T - TANGO U - UNIFORM V - VICTOR W - WHISKEY       X - X-RAY Y - YANKEE Z - ZULU”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer,” Coke told his sister. “He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug,” Moe said. “What he did was disgraceful.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“toobleshmoot?”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“ASS of U and ME.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“In the A box, type Albuquerque NM. In the B box, type Lupton AZ. Click Get Directions.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“Arizona has more mountains than Switzerland and more golf courses than Scotland?”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“used to search for aliens.” “But if there were aliens out there,” Dr. McDonald said, “this would be a great way for”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“to ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill

“The rumbling from below was accompanied by a loud humming noise, as if a billion cats were purring into microphones and the sound was being pumped out of speakers positioned all around. Gentle vibrations washed over Coke and Pep.”
― Dan Gutman, License to Thrill