The Knights in Shining Spandex Quotes

“What's the point of being a superhero without a super villain? Without one, you're just some random guy running around in colorful spandex. Okay, even with a super villain that wants to kill you, you'd still be some random guy running around in colorful spandex, but at least then you'd have a purpose.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“You're a pathetic excuse for a superhero. Why do people even look up to you? You're just a freak in a blue suit.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“The last time I trusted you, I got caught in a radioactive explosion.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“For a super-genius, you can be pretty stupid sometimes.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“They're escaping reality to become someone completely different. I wish I could do that.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“Freezing people or lighting them on fire isn't necessarily a socially-acceptable thing to do.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“Eating tater tots won't get me into Princeton.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“How do I even explain to you how much I hate spandex? I hate it. I hate the feeling of it. I hate wearing it. I hate the smell of it. I hate trying to run in it. I just hate every aspect of it”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex

“I guess everyone is living behind their own secret identities.”
― Emily Bentz, The Knights in Shining Spandex