Swamp Team 3 Quotes

“If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?” I stared at her. “Other people?”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“She closed her eyes and shook her head. I was fairly certain she was praying—whether it was for strength or a vial of untraceable poison, I wasn’t certain.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“Cats were surly and not required to participate in anything, but managed to convince humans to provide everything they needed. It was the perfect existence for someone like me, who found everyone and everything as suspicious as cats did.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“You thought something would go wrong and you’d have an out.” “If one considers your track record, it was a fairly safe assumption.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“The sheriff’s department could be full of free beer and hookers, and Floyd still wouldn’t set foot in the place.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“Bobcats are their own wild species and not a result of some porno interspecies mating, especially not with domesticated animals.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“Ida Belle and Gertie took one look at me, standing in the garage and holding a bottle of bleach, and immediately flew into action. Gertie yanked down the garage door and Ida Belle grabbed the tarp that had covered the motorcycle the day before. “Where’s the body?” Ida Belle asked. “What? Jesus, there’s no body!” Gertie visibly relaxed. “Thank goodness. This is a new blouse.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“The words “Underwear Night” and “Swamp Bar” did not belong in the same sentence together. I found myself hoping the underwear part was for the ladies only. Otherwise, good God, the horror.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“thought”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3

“Is a couple of hairs above my lip really worthy of this much effort?” I asked. “Yes,” they both replied at once.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Team 3