The Nelson Touch Quotes

“His more cynical side suspected that humans had never really needed an excuse to pick on other humans.”
― Christopher Nuttall, The Nelson Touch

“...the ravenous monsters men called reporters; sub-human vermin who feed off misery and created it wherever they went.”
― Christopher Nuttall, The Nelson Touch

“Getting what you want,” Captain James Montrose Fitzwilliam’s mother had once told him, “comes with a price.  You get what you want.”
― Christopher Nuttall, The Nelson Touch

“...they're currently planning to ram something unpleasant up our buttocks, probably a dildo covered in chili.”
― Christopher Nuttall, The Nelson Touch

“We imagine they will be very unhappy to see you in their rear.”
― Christopher Nuttall, The Nelson Touch