Brutal Precious Quotes

“Hiding is for babies. And ninjas.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform Nine-and-Three-Quarters and slip through to the other side and unleash my rage. I'll make Voldemort look like a sock puppet. And I'll make-out with Draco. And I'll train a bunch of house-elves to fan me and bring me grapes -”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Living is really weird. You never get used to it. But it happens anyway. And sometimes you find things that make it a little more comfortable, and you try to hold on to those things, and the tighter you hold, the faster they slip away.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Listen to me carefully, sweet girl. Don’t live any other way than the way that makes you happy. If you aren’t happy, leave your lover. If you aren’t happy, quit the job. If you aren’t happy, do more to make yourself happy. Because you are the only one who can make yourself happy.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Anyway, I like you but you're ruining my life. Bye.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ”

Jack smiles.

“- you big stupid idiot.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll greet him," Kayla says sternly. "With a hug." "I will greet him with a hug. To his torso. Which will be missing a head.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back. In the nuts. With steel-toed boots. Essentially, if someone, anyone, kicks you, it is very mature to take the high-road and not kick them back. But it’s not fun. And I’m all about fun. One hundred percent fun. One fundred percent.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“You are the sun, I try to say. You are the most important. You are the only light that’s ever truly pierced my armor. You are the happiness and the spark and the one girl who never ran, who never cowered, who saw through my façade. I will never meet another girl like you, I will never want anyone as much as I want you. I don’t deserve you.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Just one punch. In the eyeball. With a spoon.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Newsflash; not everything that
drops from your gorgeous dumb mouth is
the truth.” There’s a pause. “Ah, shit. I just called you gorgeous. Now I have to commit seppuku.”
“Don’t you dare,” I mumble into her neck.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Life is too long to be sad.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“I love you,” I blurt. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for saying it, but I love you.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“But what kind of barbed love could I offer her? I’m
broken, shattered like a mirror of lies. She would try to
pick up my pieces and only cut her delicate fingers on
them. Any love I could give her would hurt her more,
when all I want to do is heal her. I want to build her
back up, not tear her down with me. She is too
important.”
― Sara Wolf , Brutal Precious

“Yes, well, now I am an extremely mature, responsible adult, and I can do things like discuss my trials and tribulations calmly.” “Uh-huh,” Gran says expectantly. “Such as making out. I did actually make out with someone.” Gran waits. “I mean, I punched him before I made out with him. But it was a mature punch.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather the seven Dragonballs and wish for eternal life?” She laughs. “Yeah, that one. What’d you want for it?” I muse it over for all of six and a half seconds. “Makeouts. Naked dancing. Maybe a cake.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“I’m going to the library to taunt an animal dumber than me. Boys count.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“But this boy. This stupid, wonderful boy just might be worth it.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Dad,” I whine. “My friend died and I gotta go kick life in the nuts.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“You try to. You try to stop all these injustices, and save people from them. But you never try to save yourself”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things that are not that.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“have to start taking things mildly seriously, now! Ugh! Just the word sends shivers down my spine. Serious. Seeeerious. Cereal-ous. Trix are for kids. College is not for kids. College is for grown-ups.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Love is being accepted and adored for who you are, scars and all”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“I'm surrounded by people here, but I'm completely alone.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Two closets wait to be filled with shoes or condoms or failed exams or whatever else college kids fill empty spaces with. Broken dreams, maybe.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“wanted to love you. I’ve wanted to take all the hurt away, to hold you and protect you and make you laugh, and smile, and show you what love is. I’ve wanted to show you for so long that you are worthy of being loved, for exactly who you are. And I tried to deny that, I tried to convince myself…that I wasn’t good enough, that I would do nothing but hurt you. And I have. And I’m sorry. I was afraid. I was afraid of loving someone as delicate and beautiful and unique as you. I knew I only had one chance, and I was terrified I would make a mess of it and you’d only become sadder, and more convinced you were unlovable. I was afraid of my own shortcomings, and because of that I hurt you.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“This is going to sound slightly stalkerish, but I can't help but notice you’ve decapitated Jack Skellington and put him on your ears." "What can I say?" Yvette shrugs. "I like bones." "So do I, actually, because our skeletons support a massive interconnected muscular structure and without them we would be blobs of flesh. Also we wouldn't have middle fingers to flip people off with. Are you in Room 14B?" Yvette's eyes widen. "Yeah, so you're -" "MY ROOMMATE!" I screech. A passing guy winces and flips me off. I loudly inform him he has his skeleton to thank for that.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are six-year-olds.” “Precisely, madre. I don’t want to be friends with people who aren’t six. At heart. Only at heart. Because it’s also fun to legally drive.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious