Kick-Ass Quotes

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“It didn't take a trauma to make you wear a mask. It didn't take your parents getting shot...or cosmic rays or a power ring...Just the perfect combination of loneliness and despair.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket; Dakota Fanning crossed with Death Wish 4.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“But I was right and the real world seemed increasingly nonsensical. Why train for years to do a job you bitched about all day? Didn't it make more sense to follow your dreams and maybe do a little good at the same time? I didn't want to be a lawyer or a bank manager or a goddamn burger flipper. We only get one life and I wanted mine to be exciting...”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“Like most people my age, I merely existed.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic book movies and television shows, you'd think at least one eccentric loner would have stitched himself a costume.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“Why train for years to do a job, you bitched about all day? Didn't it make more sense to follow your dreams and maybe do a little good at the same time.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“Ella era una mezcla entre John Rambo y Polly Pocket; Dakota Fanning cruzada con Death Wish 4.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“Las dos piernas rotas, mi espina aplastada y vestido como un jodido pervertido.
Papá va a matarme.”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass

“Por dios, ¿por qué toda la gente quiere ser Paris Hilton y nadie quiere ser Spider Man?”
― Mark Millar, Kick-Ass