Love at First Bite Quotes

“Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta)
And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei)
Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta)
I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei)
Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“Would you like tickets for tonight’s tour? (Andrei)
Like another hole in my head. (Esperetta)
That’s American slang for ‘no thank you. (Francesca)
Strange. When I was in New York it was slang for ‘no fucking way.' (Andrei)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta)
I try to be, Princess. (Andrei)
And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta)
No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“After all these years of listening to you rant about Prince Dickhead, I want to meet him for myself. (Francesca)
Fine, but remember to avert your gaze from his. He'll suck the goodness right out of the marrow of your bones and leave you as morally bankrupt as he is. (Esperetta)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite

“Why did you marry him then? (Francesca)
I had no idea what I was letting myself in for. I thought he was a noble prince. I had no idea he was barely one step up from a monkey. I take that back and I deeply apologize to all the primates of the earth for insulting them. He’s not worthy of monkeydom. He’s a slimy slug trail. (Esperetta)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Love at First Bite