My Pants Are Haunted Quotes

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted

“It was a totally Scooby-Doo moment. Except for the fact that my dog is sort of a reject, and we can't put Sally in jail. But we ARE meddling kids. You have to give us that.”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted

“I suppose it only makes good sense that you can feel better about yourself by letting someone cut up your face...”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted

“I, for one, do not believe the Universe should be this fragile, because it's where I keep all my stuff.”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted