Plum Lucky Quotes

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said.
“I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.”
“Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.”
“Where’s the horse staying now?”
“My apartment.”
“I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's a leprechaun, and I'm rescuing a has-been horse. The least you could do I grab my ass once in a while.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“think she needs to have an adventure once in a while. And she’s overly curious.” “You get that from her,” my mother said. “You’re a lot like your grandmother.” Sort of a scary thought, but I knew it was true. Even at this moment, I had a horse in my kitchen.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“Diesel was smiling at Grandma. “You blew through almost two hundred thousand and you were playing dollar slots? That’s impressive.” “Especially since some of that time I was winning,” Grandma said. “Twelve dollars?” “Yep. I was on a roll.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“What’s with all this feng shui and karma stuff?” Connie asked Lula. “I got my horoscope done, and it said I needed to be more spiritual. I looked into being a Catholic and it sounded like a real pain in the ass, so I’m going with Asian shit.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“An hour later, I was dressed in jeans, a long-sleeved, V-neck sweater, and a sweatshirt. I drove to the bail bonds office, parked at the curb, and walked into the office. “What’s up?” Lula wanted to know. “We gonna go out and catch bad guys today? I’m ready to kick ass. I got ass-kickin’ boots on today. I’m wearing a thong two sizes too small, and I’m feeling mean as hell.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky