My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew Quotes

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
― Robert Benchley, My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew

“As the storm came nearer I began to realize that I hadn't made the most of my three years' immunity. In fact, I hadn't done a single thing about cleaning up my life. I was, if anything, an even more logical target for lightning than the last time I was in range. And thunderstorms don't creep up on you at seven o'clock in the morning in a non-thunderstorm country for nothing, you know. I lined up a rather panicky schedule of reforms...
But as the storm suddenly petered out and went off in the other direction nothing much has come out of it yet. I may have three years more, and these things can't be rushed.”
― Robert Benchley, My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew

“A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
― Robert Benchley, My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew

“loud bang (Ba2Ng2”
― Robert Benchley, My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew