Where's My Cow? Quotes

“So he said to young Sam: "if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1804. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested. If you are a stupid person, do not look for your cow yourself. Never try to milk a chicken. It hardly ever works.”
― Terry Pratchett, Where's My Cow?

“Where's my daddy?
Is that my daddy?
It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink."
It is Sergeant Detritus the troll!
That's not my daddy!”
― Terry Pratchett, Where's My Cow?

“And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!”
― Terry Pratchett, Where's My Cow?

“Защо книжките му са пълни с мууу-крави и беее-агнета. Той расте в град. Ще ги вижда единствено в чиния! Звукът, който ще издават, е цвърченето от пърженото!”
― Terry Pratchett, Where's My Cow?