Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca? Quotes

“Don’t lose sleep over it, Jed. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.”
― G.M. Ford, Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“Where’s Nadine?” “She went out for a walk the other day and didn’t come back.” “Really.” I tried to sound surprised. “No sweat,” he said. “Pussy may well be the only true renewable resource, Leo. I’ve got another one lined up for when I get back.” I had to admire a man with that kind of insight and planning.”
― G.M. Ford, Who in Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings that only drunks and menstruating women can manage.”
― G.M. Ford, Who in Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“I don’t have a drinking problem,” I said. “I have a stopping problem.”
― G.M. Ford, Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“When I was younger, I used to drive like this all the time. Today I expected to be pulled over, pummeled, and summarily arrested at any moment. I felt old and stodgy.”
― G.M. Ford, Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“serious”
― G.M. Ford, Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.”
― G.M. Ford, Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca?

“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the morning, a midmorning bracer before attempting anything serious, a few modest cocktails at lunch, followed by the obligatory afternoon pick-me-up, which segued neatly right into happy hour and ended with a little one just to help them sleep. For purely medicinal purposes, of course.”
― G.M. Ford, Who in Hell Is Wanda Fuca?