Losing Logan Quotes

“You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“It's a guy thing. You offer to feed us and we will agree to just about anything.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“5 minutes with no insults. That might kill me.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“With whom,” Logan corrects from his booth making me want to give him a big grammar Nazi high five.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“…but Zoe, your bitch meter is hitting a twelve. I need you at a six, okay?”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Where all strange and possibly evil things begin. Wikipedia.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Somewhere the magical kingdom of Douche-Bagastan has lost its king. Because here you are.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“You don't have to whisper. No-one can here you.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“You okay there, Polterdouche?”
“You look like a girl,” he stammers.
I promptly flip him off.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“I just figured it was in the manual"

I grab his arm "Are you telling me there are instructions? My God, I never got the memo. How have I lived my life without it?”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Do exactly what you did? You two-timing nut grenade.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“Wow, you are like, king of the douche fairies, you know that?”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan

“For everyone who was ever mean to me in High School. Suck it.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, Losing Logan