The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons Quotes

“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

“Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

“I could eat a knob at night.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

“It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

“I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons