The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second Quotes

“Denial-it's the glue barely holding millions of American families together.”
― Drew Ferguson, The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second

“For God sake, quirky isn't something you date; it's something you make fun of until it totally loses it, runs to its bedroom, throws itself face down on its Barbie comforter, and sobs into its diary about how everyone's so mean.”
― Drew Ferguson, The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second

“For once I'd like to be human wallpaper.”
― Drew Ferguson, The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second