The Red Heart of Jade Quotes

“Jesus, Dean. I don’t know why you have me around with her watching your back”
“You’re just jealous. But don’t worry. One day you too will have your very own little Amazon.”
“I’ll just settle for a woman.”
“If you’re lonely, you can have the inflatable sex doll Blue gave me for my birthday. I don’t want the two
of you to miss out on an opportunity for love.”
“You didn’t like her?”
“I wasn’t man enough to satisfy her cravings. I’m sure you’ll be different.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Come on. Let’s go and sit down. I need to have a beer and a nervous
breakdown.”
“Talk first, then breakdown. I want answers, not drool.”
“You used to love my drool.”
“Ha. You funny.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Miri forced herself to remain very still. Never run from immortals, she remembered; her favorite line from a favorite movie. Never run.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Kidnappings, magic, long-lost love of my life. Nothing to rock the boat. All in a day’s work.”
“Of course,” he said dryly. “Which is why you’re calling me in the middle of the night while I’m on my
honeymoon.”
“Man, you’ve been married three months. The honeymoon is over. “
“Not until we leave Russia,” Artur said. “And never even after that.”
Which was like hearing the Incredible Hulk start talking like Gandhi.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“How’s his appendix?”
“Like crap. They almost didn’t catch it in time, and he’s still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, being
doted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.”
“Maybeyou should rupture something.”
“Any more of these stories out of you and I just might. ”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“So what’s all the fuss?” he asked instead. “Where’s all the shit coming from?”
Dean told him. He tried to make it concise, using flash words such as “fire” and “conspiracy” and “big
freakin’ shape-shifter,” and told Roland, too, about Miri and Robert and Kevin. The red jade.
“You’re both fucked,” Roland said. “Seriously. I’ll start arranging the funeral now.”
“I want a happy boss. Where’s the positive reinforcement?”
“Buried with Pollyanna in my backyard. Which is where you’ll be if you don’t play your cards right.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Miracles pass and I see. Great wonders speak and I listen.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Bai Shen did not move. He gazed down at Miri, and she could still see the fear, but this time it was mixed with guilt and deep raging sorrow that she could only guess had less to do with her, and everything to do with setting one's heart on a plan that had proven itself to be The Dumbest Move Alive.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade