Christmas Avenue Quotes

“The mistletoe was intellectually appalled. As an ancient woodland specimen of immaculate pedigree, he understood higher biology, but this display, striking beneath his canopy, felt like a profound tactical error. Were they attempting a primitive form of facial barter? Was this a secret ritualistic sign language indicating the punch was ready?”
― Belinda Kelderhouse, Christmas Avenue: A Cornucopia of Christmas Tales

“He was not merely a plant; he was a living masterpiece of holiday botanical grandeur, an elevated arboreal monarch presiding over his winter court. He was entirely unprepared for his subjects' staggering incompetence.”
― Belinda Kelderhouse, Christmas Avenue: A Cornucopia of Christmas Tales