Mr. Klutz Is Nuts! Quotes

“Thats the first rule of being a kid”
― -A.J. Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“board.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“cheered.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“bunnies”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“But if we stop learning stuff,” I protested, “we’ll get dumber.” “In your case,” Andrea told me, “that would be impossible.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“The eraser!” I said. “It’s smaller and lighter, so it will fall faster. Just like small, light kids run faster than big, heavy kids.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“I think that only students who do math problems should be allowed to come to the chocolate party,” said Andrea. “Could you possibly be any more boring?” I asked her.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“Excuse me,” said Andrea, raising her hand to ruin everybody’s fun like always.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“You may not believe this,” he told me, “but I was a boy once.” “Just once?” I asked. “I’m a boy all the time.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“United”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“Then Mr. Klutz got up, brushed himself off, and walked up the front steps, like it was totally normal for a principal to skateboard to school and crash headfirst into the bushes. Mr. Klutz is nuts!”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“I was scared. I had never been to the principal’s office before.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“In your case,” Andrea told me, “that would be impossible.” 12”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“Straw”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“story I ever heard!” Emily said. Then she started”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“never to take candy from strangers,”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“Emma”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“loudspeaker during morning announcements. “Students, there are three more nights to go before vacation,” he told us. “I hate to do this, but if you don’t reach your goal by Friday, the field trip to Water World will be”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“What a cool, wacky guy Mr. Klutz is! He is the coolest principal in the history of the world. 7 Teacher for a Day The news about the big chocolate party blew through the school like a hurricane.”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!