The Fifty-First Dragon Quotes

“With the suggestion of a compromise Gawaine mustered up enough courage to speak.
"What will you do if I surrender?" he asked.
"Why, I'll eat you," said the dragon.
"And if I don't surrender?"
"I'll eat you just the same.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon

“As the dragon charged it released huge clouds of hissing steam through its nostrils. It was almost as if a gigantic teapot had gone mad.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon

“He had a marvelously versatile gift for forgetting things.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon

“Let's see," mused the dragon, "that doesn't tell us much, does it? What sort of a word is this? Is it an epithet, do you think?"
Gawaine could do no more than nod.
"Why, of course," exclaimed the dragon, "reactionary Republican.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon

“Rumplesnitz.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon

“Here you have learned the theories of life," continued the Headmaster, resuming the thread of his discourse, "but after all, life is not a matter of theories. Life is a matter of facts. It calls on the young and the old alike to face these facts, even though they are hard and sometimes unpleasant. Your problem, for example, is to slay dragons.”
― Heywood Broun, The Fifty-First Dragon