Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook Quotes

“Anyway, I start whipping my poison-spiked tail around trying to nail this bugger. I barely scratched him, I think I might have taken off, like, one arm, and this dude goes nuts. He dives down my throat and starts snapping my ribs from the inside. Mind you, I’m still flying at this point. Talk about uncomfortable. I get totally distracted, lose my focus, and smash into this huge Roman aqueduct. Note, aqueducts hurt. The next thing I know I’m lying on the forest floor stunned, but hoping that maybe the crash and fall at least killed that little black-clad jerk inside of me.”
― Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

“The Ninja challenges his apprentice to choose the perfect eye-removing dagger for fighting a kraken.”
― Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon