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Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2) Rodrick Rules by Jeff Kinney
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“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?

Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
tags: humor
“Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?'
I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option.”
Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules