Why We Suck Quotes

“Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse.”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

“Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

“The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

“You know it’s Ash Wednesday? Really? I just thought people suddenly decided to start putting cigarettes out on their foreheads.”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid